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if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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ifwefallonemoretime:

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helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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eggwitch:

ppl seem to think that if u didnt know that u were trans as a kid ur just Fakin It and it’s like buddy when i was a little kid i thought i was a goddamn pterodactyl i didnt have time to ponder gender

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

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miscaitlin:

me: I want a job
*never applies*

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ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

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urgentcum:

my life got saved as a draft

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appleznbananaz:

THERE’S EXERCISES FOR LAZY PEOPLE???????
MAYBE I’LL ACTUALLY GET FIT NOW

appleznbananaz:

THERE’S EXERCISES FOR LAZY PEOPLE???????

MAYBE I’LL ACTUALLY GET FIT NOW

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jonasbrothers:

that awkward moment between birth and death 

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